current state of the union: things I like + things I just don't.

The union stands as follows:

Receipts are holy. Hervé is armor. Jazz is foreplay. Raising my IQ because smarter = sexier. Running softness like a regime.

Meanwhile: banishment is high in the palace. Men with money + no intention = liability. Twitter = land of the loud + uninformed. Group chats? Aging out. Avoidant people? “The number you have reached is out of service.”

This has been the State of the Union, delivered by your Brat in Chief.

STAMPED & SEALED ☆

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